Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Official Message

The following is an official message from the Lake Cruise Czar:

From the Office of the Special Master for Quannapowitt Circumnavigation:

As of today 03/15/2010 Lake Cruise Season is officially opened, resulting in the earliest official lake cruise in many year. Algore has no comment of yet, but is expected to relate this incident to THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

Friday, March 12, 2010

"The Gambler"

What does Kenny Roger's song "The Gambler" and Obamacare have in common?
The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

Oh, that and knowing when to RUN

Thursday, March 4, 2010

The "Meatball"

Back in WW2 our vets used to call the big red ball on the side of the Jap planes "meatballs".

In this day of Toyota's being recalled for killing people left and right, I think we need to reconsider "the meatball".

Consider the ACOG and he EoTech combat sights that are now standard equipment for our military around the world: Our people got so used to shooting at big red dots that now our military sights project them on our dirka enemies.

Shoot Straight boys.